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Byron Bay Holiday Guide Archives :. Tourist Haiku

by Richard Neville

As time and distance are annihilated, and infoglut descends like smog on the brain, an ancient Japanese verse form is being re-vived as a way of distilling and digesting the ironies of contemporary life. Ideally, a haiku should be sharp, simple and moody.

Richard Neville tries his hand.

Fresh pit in forest
behind the resort -
garbage bags spewing.

On Kuta Beach
three McDonalds -
no magic omelettes

Path to cascades
paved by banana leaf -
and Coke cans.

Mountain-walled village
protected from cyclone
and Sky TV.

Authentic village feast,
tribal costumes -
hotel pick-up, daily.

Hideaway islands:
Bette Middler CD's
turds in lagoon.

Baskets of coconuts,
pineapples, papaya -
our kids guzzle SunKist.

Honey-eaters sway
on transplanted frond -
tractor rakes artificial beach.

Diving the Agean:
barnacled amphorae
disposable nappies.

Hired car
Spanish isle
Broken back.

Lifestyle innovators
in beachy enclave
stalked by Pizza Hut.

Superstar's birthday,
fireworks & feasts -
Mick Jagger yawns.



CORPORATE HAIKU

Global brand,
Asian sweatshop,
soaring shareprice.

 

Leveraged buy-out,
pensions raided -
another millionaire.

 

The world's most lavish
psycho-experiment
is global advertising.

 

A life of triumph
seemingly depends
on our brand of sports-shoe.

 

Born free
we are everywhere
in franchise chains.

 

The cyber-circus
delights consumers
as the world heats up.

 

The common good
is the true goal of business.
Not profit.

Richard Neville

rneville@ozemail.com.au

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